Marc
Main character; sits around in sweat pants and t-shirt. Whines a lot and is always trying to get out of work and back into bed.
Matt
Thinks the world is against him. Looks to spite everyone.
Jamieson
lives for free and always seems wealthy. second scapegoat after Matt.
Melissa
makes people do weird things for the sake of her sadistic humor. Somehow is almost always happy. Occasionally flirts with others, although she has a boyfriend.
(Just) Jon
eccentric landlord who lives in basement. Often pulls others into his hysteria.
James
casual acquaintance and friend of Jamieson’s. Often breaks things. Has “history” with Melissa.